Joe’s Pizza

While my dad was visiting, he wanted to eat some authentic New York pizza. Since he lives in Taiwan, he doesn’t have many opportunities to eat New York style pizza. The only pizza he can get his hands on is some Pizza Hut pizza with crazy toppings, but he doesn’t eat that stuff because Pizza Hut is not exactly the best pizza on earth. David and I were initially going to take him to John’s, but no one was in the mood to wait in line or eat an entire pizza, so we opted for Joe’s instead:

Joe’s Pizza is probably best known for being in Spiderman (in the movie, the phone number on the sign didn’t change so technically, you could’ve ordered a pizza for delivery from Joe’s). They’re right around the corner from John’s, Keste, and Bleecker Street Pizza, but they didn’t have a long line and they sold by the slice, so we were sold. We ordered one slice with mozzarella and one slice with pepperoni:

We saw a dog locked up next to Joe’s trying REALLY hard to get someone’s crust:

Cute, but sad. I told the puppy that the crust was too thin, the sauce was too sweet, and the pepperoni was too oily! PIZZA FAIL. AND! Slices were $3.50 EACH! Seriously, the 99 cent pizza tastes about the same as the stuff you get at Joe’s. I will absolutely NEVER go back to Joe’s, especially since John’s, Keste, and Bleecker Street are all around the corner. Next time, I’m going to order an entire pizza from John’s and just man up and eat the entire thing even if I’m not hungry.